A Winter Garlic Garden

Next to cooking, my other love is gardening. I impulse purchase plants like other girls buy shoes.
The happiest marriage of the two comes with growing plants for cooking. Every spring I stuff my little postage stamp patio with fruits and vegetables, then dote on it with an absurd pride of a new parent. In winter, the plants move inside and I crowd my windowsills with oranges and herbs.
My recent garden binge was sparked by sprouted garlic. Standing in the kitchen, clove in hand, I was consumed with a vision of growing my own scapes, the tender spring garlic flowers with the crunch of scallions and the bite of garlic.
I emerged shortly thereafter from my favorite garden-photo shop (another happy marriage of interests) with a pot… and an entire family of succulents, to keep the baby scapes company.
Happily, garlic is the gratifying type of plant that explodes into life; in just one week, I have re-potted it twice. Tradition says you’re supposed to plant garlic on the shortest day of the year. Outside, in the cold, each clove produces a new head of garlic. Inside, they remain scapes, which are unfolding before my eyes.
Out of curiosity, I planted my sprouted clove in both places. Now I’m dreaming of the delicious scape and chickpea dip that tastes like the first sign of spring.




My garlic doesn’t look like that. My garlic…with zero sun…is like, “WTF? No, honey. This ain’t gonna work. Get a better apartment and we’ll talk”